Whores in Training
MOVIE TYPE: All-Sex
145 Mins.
Company: Metro
DIRECTOR: None
THEMES: none
CONDOMS: No
Year of Production: 2011
STARS: Alicia Alighatti, Leah Luv, Misty Mild, Amy, Poppy Morgan, Riley Shy, Sabrina Sweet,
Reviewed by: Miller Huggins
All the girls in this movie are young, cute, slender, and dirty; none of them is particularly more or less of those things than any of the others. Unless you are either A) already a fan of one of them or B) watching your very first porn movie ever, you won’t leave the experience with any lasting appreciation for any of them, or for anything that happens in the movie. Seven unrelated scenes comprise 145 minutes of perfectly serviceable and wholly ordinary porn. Since none of the scenes has any dialogue or story, we can only conjecture that the title – Whores in Training – was just something someone at Metro slapped on to a collection of unrelated scenes they had lying around and wanted to get out the door. On a side note, it’s a little surprising that, in these days of waning revenue and the increasing need to specialize, there are companies that are still cranking out what amounts to filler that is undistinguished with regard to stars and theme, but if they feel like they’re still making money on it, more power to them. Hang on to the flag as long as you can, boys.
Alicia Alighatti looks cute in ponytails and glasses; hard to say if that’s her regular look, but it works here, although once she is getting hammered flat by Charming’s monstrous cock, she loses some of the wide-eyed innocence, looking much more worldly while she’s getting bounced around the couch; she has a nice trim body with middling-sized, firm tits and the tiniest suggestion of a belly. She’s moderately cute and languorously enthusiastic, taking on Chris Charming in a basic fuck scene. There’s not much in the way of transitions between activities – someone has edited out the things that aren’t actual penetration – so they go from blowjob to cowgirl to RCG to a modified spoon to missionary to a facial pop to – remarkably – more missionary and some fingering, then doggy and a second comeshot, formerly almost solely the bailiwick of Charles Dera, but perhaps that is the new fashions for de men – the double pop.
Leah Luv is slender, blonde, and totally unconvincingly dressed as a cute schoolgirl. She also gets Chris Charming to play with, and he takes a little more time with her, going down on her and letting her warm herself up with a vibrator for a while before they get to what they’ve been brought together for. Missionary, blowjob, spoon, RCG, doggy, facial, dust off the hands, sorted.
Misty Mild – sporting one of the odder porn names I’ve run across – has a sweet face, virginal flower barrettes, and a set of white pantyhose that you can just tell are going to end up ripped to bits. Her partner, a nameless mook with a kind of douchey ponytail, is kind enough to spend some time going down on her after he chews a hole in her clothing, which she appreciates with some mild moaning before massaging his cock with her hands, mouth, and hose-clad feet. The pre-chewed and gradually enlarging hole in her hose allows penetration in missionary, spoon, cowgirl and RCG before they finish up with a facial.
Amy is another generically cute girl with a ponytail who indulges in a little tease for the camera before the main event starts. So far, she’s the most girlish of the bunch, which is to say she has the least slutty clothing and the smallest tits, as well as a pierced belly-button, the Dane Cook of slut indicators. Once she is charged by her partner, she gets her mouth fucked for a little while; she hams it up for the camera some and looks to be sort of just getting the work done, but eventually they move on. There isn’t much that’s less appealing than watching a giy spit when he’s not very good at spitting, but we have to watch her partner, a weedy little feller with unruly ginger hair, plapping his saliva in and near her pussy. If you never learned to spit, you should keep your deficiencies off-screen. The spitting facilitates some adequate fucking in RC, missionaryish, and doggy before he unloads on her upturned face.
Poppy Morgan is our most sophisticated contestant so far; her clothes are slutty, but no more so than you would see at a club where there are a lot of slutty clothes. She is a very tan British girl who gets up to some pretty growly sex noises and is the first of our star to take it in the ass, at least in this movie. He is not cute, girly or innocent-looking; she clearly knows her way around a cock and does some interesting ball-smacking things during her blowjob set that she did not learn on a playground with a bunch of other girls, or at least one hopes she didn’t. The big echoey space she is fucking in amplifies her moans while she and her partner go through cowgirl, RCG and missionary, capped off with a gooey facial.
Riley Shy‘s scene is the first to have some character, although it doesn’t go far. She starts off sucking Lee Stone’s cock through the bars of a cage and goes on to have her ass rimmed and to participate in a standing 69 – say what you want about Lee Stone, but he can pick a girl up and hold her upside down for as long as you might want a guy to do such a thing – before they turn to fucking in missionary, standing missionary, RCG, standing doggy (and this is where it turns rough, with some hair-pulling and a little choking and some ass-smacking), cowgirl and T-square. Lee eventually unloads, with a fervent “Goddamn!” on her face.
Sabrina Sweet rounds out the side; after the frantic activity of Poppy and Riley, her scene is almost quiet. She is on a floaty mattress outdoors – near, but not in, a pool. She starts her man off with a blowjob, and I have to confess that I kind of lost track after that. Maybe I have senioritis – it’s so close to the end of the disc, and I’m thinking about lunch – but even though Sabrina is cute, with a nice lithe body and a generically pretty face, I sort of failed to pay attention and had to go back and watch it again. Tease, blowjob, missionary, RCG, blowjob, cowgirl, doggy, spoon, facial. Sorry, Sabrina – you deserved a little better from me. Next time I see you, I’ll try to make it up to you.
According to the credits, the guys we didn’t know the names of are Leslie Taylor Trent Soluri (I should have recognized him, probably), Ronny Rosetti, and Alex.
