Love Boat, A XXX Parody

MOVIE TYPE: Parody
131 Mins
Adam & Eve
DIRECTOR: Will Ryder
CONDOMS: None Noted
THEMES: Porn Parody, Comedy, Interracial Sex, Blondes
2009
STARS: Sunny Lane, Jessa Rhodes, Capri Cavanni, Gia Grace, Kendall Karson, Seth Gamble, Evan Stone, Ron Jeremy, Steve Nelson, Kurt Lockwood, Tyler Nixon, Tee Reel, Penny Pax, Lucky Starr, Liv Aguilera, Nikki Daniels, Selma Sin, Nikki Chase

REVIEW-

Will Ryder takes on another classic TV sitcom in his latest XXX parody. Having already nailed the Brady Bunch and Three’s Company just to name a couple, Ryder gives us his take on lust on the high seas in Love Boat, a XXX Parody. As we have come to expect, the look of the movie is perfect. Ryder has the costumes and sets down and even goes the high seas shots well. (There is one blue screen shot that is pretty funny.) The cast is very good and the script is pretty damn spot on. Sunny Lane is the star here and though she is only in one scene, it’ the best of the movie. More of her would have been really helpful overall. I just can’t get enough of that hot body and adorable face. The rest of the female cast members are pretty hot as well. Penny Pax plays the captain’s slutty daughter. She plays with Sunny and Seth for a bit before having a very memorable boff with Tee Reel. We always knew that Isaac was getting down every chance he got. Jessa Rhodes and Capri Cavanni are good looking blondes who pop in for hot sex. Capri is a horny passenger who gets diddled by the doc. Jessa takes on Evan Stone to prove that there is plenty of love on this love boat. .Eve the Captain gets busy, getting his cock sucked by Gia Grace. This is another high quality porn parody from Will Ryder. The look and feel of the movie is great. The script works, is funny and gives us sex scenes in the same vein as the original. This is another great effort that deserves a second cruise with Sunny doing even more to the keep the passengers happy.

Kendall Karson & Tyler Nixon

Gopher (Tyler Nixon) is the first crew member to score. Tall brunette Kendall Karson grabs him right from the start and can’t wait to get into her cabin to fuck him. She spreads those long legs and demands to be eaten. Silly dialog aside, he’s more than eager to taste her wet and willing box. Clearly this girl came to play and isn’t at all shy about shtuffing his cock to the back of her throat with ease. Nice looking POV shots as she moans and grabs him with her slender fingers. Kendall is very pretty and has this voyage off to a rousing start. They move to the bed where she gets on all fours and lets him fuck that pretty shaved hole. This leggy babe looks really good riding his cock. She is pretty and definitely hot to fuck. I really love the leg shots she gives on her side. Great energy too as she throws those legs back and lets him unload all over her pussy.

Penny Pax, Sunny Lane & Seth Gamble

The captain’s horny daugheter (Penny Pax) has discovered that a famous movie star (Seth Gamble) is on the ship. She takes him back to the cabain where Julie (Sunny Lane) walks in on a blowjob. He wants a threesome and rather than let someone else get that famous meat, the hot cruise director dives right in. She licks the full length of that shaft and it looks like young Penny is going to have to really work hard just to keep up. Both girls have wet mouths and double up on his cock in a way that it super fucking hot. Sunny sucks balls about as well as anyone in the industry and Penny is rather fetching as she kisses Sunny at the head of Seth’s very lucky cock. Nice eye contact as they continue to share the dick. Penny decides to leave for a bottle of booze, leaving Sunny to finish the action all by herself. Spreadng her legs she looks down and watches as his tongue dances enthusiastically over her swollen clit. Turning her around he enjoys the feel of her full hhips in his hands as she fucks her from behind. I love the doggy shots, but Sunny looks good from every angle. Sunny smiles up at him while licking his fingers as his cock slides in and out of her hot little pussy. She pulls out and fires a huge load all over her belly. I hope we get more from Sunny before we are finished.

Capri Cavanni & Kurt Lockwood

Evan Stone’s husband has been dying to fuck other dudes and finally ends up in the doctor’s quarters. Doc eats her out and then asks her to suck two (balls) and call him in the morning. Cue rimshot as she works those orbs with her tongue. Love the POV shots as she gets her lips working up and down on the shaft. Moving up to the bed, she bends over and shows him her round ass before getting onto her back and rubbing her pussy invitingly. She rubs her clit while he pounds away on her pussy. Capri has great energy and rocks his cock hard enough to keep the boat swaying for days. I really like the way she looks while on top working her hips and bouncing up and down. They finish up with a big load all over her huge tits. This hot to trot passenger finally got the boarding she was looking for.

Gia Grace & Steve Nelson

Gia is a star fucker who is chasing the famous actor all over the ship. The horny captain tricks her into a little show and then tells her that John really loves girls who give great head, She quickly offers to suck his dick in the hopes that he will pass on praise about her oral skills to the famous movie star. Hey, it could happen. Gia is pretty and gives good looking head. She puts him on his back to really get her hands in on the action. Eventually she slides around into 60 before slipping back onto her side to help him blast a thick load of captain cream into his hand and onto her chin.

Penny Pax & Tee Reel

Having walked out on the movie star, Penny offers Issac her sweet pussy in exchange for a bottle. He agrees, but makes sure she pays up right on the spot. She gets naked fast and has him licking that shaved pussy like he’s trying to get the last grain of salt from off the margarita glass. One look at that cock she doesn’t seem to be in any hurry to get back to her catin. Sucking it deep and hard she has him glistening and ready to slide right up her hot hole as she rides in reverse cowgirl. Those big full tits bounce as she gets fucked. Wouldn’t daddy be proud of his girl fucking the crew right there on his ship. Lovely shots of her riding and really enjoying herself in the bar. Alternating between riding his hard cock and milking it with her mouth, Penny proves to be quite the hot performer and really shines here. The pretty blonde finishes off on her knees with Tee unloading his balls all over her waiting mouth. She gets the cock, the cum and a bottle for her troubles. Everybody wins.

Jessa Rhodes & Evan Stone

His girl may be off baning the doc, but Evan finds a pretty blonde disco queen of his own. He gets Jessa Rhodes out of her clothes and focuses his tongue action on her clit. She appreciates the good licking she gets from behind and then really likes the cock. Evan’s girl may have left him, but he founds a chick who digs really long cocks and rides her pretty mouth to full mast in no time. The body shots in reverse cowgirl are fantastic. Check out how good looking this babe is. Great great ass shots as she rides, but the highlight of the action comes when she is flat on her back with his long pole working in and out of that pussy. Her body looks really good in doggy. I liked the eye candy here, but I wonder if having the final scene be between two random characters instead of someone at the heart of the parody is the best way to end a movie. At least we get a great facial from Jessa who looks really good with her smiling mug all hosed down.

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