Game of Thrones XXX (Blu Ray)
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
127 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Parody, Knights and Castles, Slaves, Comedy
2014
STARS: Evan Stone, Spender Scott, Brandi Love, Richie Calhoun, Marie McCray, Scarlett Fay, Ryan Driller, Kirsten Price, Amanda Tate, Alec Knight,
REVIEW-
One of two Game of Thrones parodies available on your smut shack shelves, this one is directed by Axel Braun. He has decided to keep it simple, using flashes from the series rather than a full story. The costumes and characters are enough to give fans what they want. I like the show just fine and this parody is pretty good. Sexually it’s solid and the cast is attractive. I think it’s better as a talking piece or a starter porn. If you have a partner who isn’t sure about smut, but love GoT the you are in good shape. If I had to pick a hottest girl, it would be Marie McCray. She is great looking and has a very interesting scene with Evan Stone. Scarlett Fay is another cutie. Overall the sex is good, but the costumes are better. The story is OK, but it’s mostly character names and a few lines of dialog. I know there is another Game of Thrones parody out there. I will give that one a look and see how it is. This one is average and mostly uninspired.
Scarlett Fay & Ryan Driller
John (Ryan Driller) has taken an oath and does his best to resist Scarlett. She gives him a quick lesson in semantics and before you can wonder how she got such a close shave on her pretty twat, he his knuckles deep in her. Working his mouth down between her legs, he gives the pretty young thing what she was looking for. I return she works his bone in her mouth until it is good and ready for her other holes. AS they get into reverse cowgirl it is clear that the set designer was going for something cool with the hanging candles, but didn’t take into account the idea that a pretty chick might be riding high in the saddle underneath them. No matter, she moves her head to the side to avoid any serious injury. Turning around she shows off her ass while she taking every inch into her horny hole. He bends her over for some standing doggy. If you really like her pretty body then the final position is the best, she leans back with her smooth pussy spread and gets fucked as her perking natural boobs bounce with every stroke. He pulls out and shoots all over belly to make sure he keeps his vow of having no children.
Amanda Tate & Richie Calhoun
Though she doesn’t say much, Amanda Tate knows how to keep a prisoner (Richie Calhoun) happy. She takes out his cock and sucks it slowly. The BJ isn’t bad though neither of them seems overly thrilled to be doing what they are doing at this point. He bends her over and smacks her pussy with his cock before driving it home. Once again the grooming on display is miraculous considering they can’t seem to keep their faces clean. Rolling her over he fucks her a little harder. This time she picks up the energy a bit and When squat fucking in, she ramps up the energy a bit and Richie pulls out and she seems to kind of drag herself into position as he drains his dick on her tits and lets her clean out the last few drops. Not a whole lot to like here.
Brandi Love & Alec Knight
With her family spread all over the kingdom and plenty of snark about the whole series (great dialog here), Brandi just needs to get laid. Alec is happy to help and dives right between her long legs for a taste. She is pleased by his efforts and shows her appreciation with her inviting mouth. This is the best blowjob footage of the movie so far. Alec rolls her into spoon and fucks her pussy. After sucking that big thing clean she gets right back on and fucks him some more. Great shots of her cheeks being held open here. Brandi mounts up and rides high for a while. Pulling out, he shoots all over her lovely ass.
Quirky blonde princess Spender Scott gets served by her handmaiden Kirsten Price in some steamy lesbian action. Her time as a pleasure slave has clearly taught Kirsten a trick or two. She pleases her mistresses greatly with her tongue. Learning quickly, Spencer returns the favor and has Kirsten bucking and cursing up a storm. Upping the game, she bends Spence over and finger fucks her from behind. This really gets her going and offers us some truly fantastic shots. Showing off her new skills, Spencer does the same to Kirsten, finishing a very solid scene.
Marie McCray & Evan Stone
If you were wondering who was going to play the little person in this movie, it’s Evan Stone. All right, so it comes off as Dorf on Porn, but at least it’s funny. It also gives us Marie McCray spread open for oral attention. She bends over on the bed and licks that pussy from behind. She climbs on top for 69 and enjoys his fingers in her tight hole. There is nothing about his dick that’s short though. Marie has more than her hands full with that thing. Great looking BJ footage here and at the other end, Evan has her ass in both hands and is thoroughly enjoying her flavor. She squats over that long dick and slides up and down on his pole. This cue little redhead looks great up o that big dick ad she really know how to show off. Since Evan can’t really move much, she has to carry the scene a bit and does a great job. Spoon works well and leaves her in a good position to roll over and suck him clean for a while. He pulls out and shoots all over her tight red snapper.
Bonus: Slideshow, Hustler Trailers, BTS, Commercials
