Rog Blog: January 7th
More Worst Movie & AEE Stuff
Worst Movie of 2006: We started the discussion a few days ago and while I finish watching the playoff games today, let’s finish up the list of the biggest stinkers of 06. Ethan Kane’s Crush has to be up for consideration. It is one of those pretentious movies that tries to be artistic and ends up looking stupid. Worst of all, it tries to add side show sex to the mix. It’s just bad, bad, bad. (Come to think of it, this was one of the last reviews I did before New Sensations pulled me from the screener list. Hmmmm.) As much as I love good POV sex, bad POV can be truly horrible. Age Play POV is truly bad POV and one of the worst movies I saw last year. The closest thing we have to a bad Lizzy Borden movie this year is Black Monster Dicks Fucking White Chicks. It’s black dudes in masks wearing huge strap on dicks that the girls can barely fit into any orifice. How bad is this? It reminded me of those old Leisure Time movies with the fake dicks, fake tits and even those freaky fake nipples they strapped onto Mimi Miagi. Now that’s BAD. Justin Slayer makes his second appearance on this list with Big Booty Moms. Uninspiring female cast, poor male performance and camerawork that makes us wonder if anyone involved with the production actually has to sit and watch this crap. A lot of people are looking for Indian or Middle Eastern women these days. That’s what made Curry Cream Pie so disappointing. A really bad female case and horrible action made this one a contender. These are bad movies, but we haven’t even hit the F’s yet. Those seven titles get their turn tomorrow. For now, feel free to weigh in so far.
Eye Candy: Just so one thinks I’m picking on Slayer here is some eye candy from his Black Pipe Layers site. Enjoy.
Tera & Pure Vanilla: Pure Vanilla is doing something great at AEE. They are giving away ten thousand bucks in cash. Everyone entering the show will be given a PV card and one of those lucky cards is worth ten grand. The drawing will take place Saturday, January 13th at 3PM. No purchase is necessary and the drawing will take place outside of the AEE so fans buying tickets for Thursday or Friday won’t have to pay again. Just be there to win. If winning 10K isn’t enough, PV has sweetened the pot a bit. Tera Patrick will select the winning card and will personally present the money to the lucky winner. PV and Tera are also teaming up for the huge Diva Las Vegas party on Thursday night. More on that even later.
Eye Candy: For those who can’t be there, some Tera Patrick for ya..
