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No Porn in the Ukraine?
Just when you thought it was tough for porn fans in America (With Rob Black going to jail, Max already there and those 2257 regs keeping the pictures all nice and clean on sites like this) we get word that pornography is now officially a crime in the Ukraine.
According to the new law, porn is a crime accept “for medicinal purposes” and being found with too many copies of the same image will constitute guilt of porn trading. Now I want to know what medicinal porn would look like. Does that mean soothing, mellow porn that calms the nerves? Or maybe Nurse porn? Do you actually go to the doctor to get a prescription for porn? If that’s the case, then Evil Angel, Jules Jordan and Wicked will have to hire super hot women to hit up doctors with hard sells. “Recommend our porn, it’s been clinically proven to cure blue balls, increase blood flow improve forearm strength.”. I wonder though, will porn prescriptions be covered under the Obama health care plan? I’m worried. Under Clinton, no problem. I’m sure he’d have us covered, but this guy? I have my doubts.
Seriously, what were these people thinking? One of their primary exports is the mail order bride industry, but somehow someone showing a gaping anus is a crime? I guess the Ukraine girls will have to really knock us out in their bikinis from now on.
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