List #68 September 23, 2020
10 Signs That the Apocalypse Is Near
The Clash & Led Zeppelin can both be heard in commercials.
Gray Davis is about to be elected for a second term as Governor of California.
The Anaheim Angels are on the verge of making the post season.
Michael Jackson has another child and no mother was apparently involved.
A former US President is actually considering a career as a talk show host.
Paula Abdul was involved in something that didn’t totally flop.
The National Council of Women’s Organizations thinks that the biggest issue facing women today is getting into Augusta National Country Club.
Ringo has a 50/50 chance of being the last living Beatle.
People are lining up to sue fast food chains because they ate it their whole lives and got fat.
Houston seems to have found a protective bubble where in her mind, she is still 28 while her body has aged to at least twice that.