Reaching back a few years to review a DVD I kept in my collection is always fun. Well, no. Not always. This one was kept primarily because it features a scene from Hillary Scott in her white hot prime and also Annie Cruz. They are special and worth watching, but the movie itself is a little lackluster.
I am surprised no one has done this one already. Modern Family is one of the most popular sit-coms on TV right now and it actually has some interesting characters ripe for XXX parody fun. Hustler has given us some good ones in the past and director Andre Madness is a very talented guy. All signs point to something good. The movie is shot similar to way the sit-com is, so it has a nice feel to it. It also has a few good laughs.
Stormy Daniels takes us back to school with this little drama. My school days were a roller coaster of angst, sexual tension, fear and tater tots, but nothing at all like what Xander Corvus goes through. He’s a lucky guy getting to spend some up close and naked time with his hot teacher (Stormy). He also catches the eye of the possibly dangerous new girl played by Casey Calvert.
I just want to shake my head at this one. As a basketball fan (from San Diego and old enough to remember when Donald Sterling screwed us over) and a porn fan, I cringed at the idea of this parody. Let’s take an ugly, racially charged, stupid, TMZ scandal with not a single sexually appealing participant and turn it into a movie we are supposed to jerk off to. What’s next, a well respected internet company offering a gun toting loser a contract? What? Too late? Fuck me raw.
Porn Valley could not let Donald Sterling’s fall from grace go unremarked, so it offers its own fictionalized, sexualized version of recent events in Smash Pictures’ “Owner Gets Clipped,” starring mainstay porn actor Kyle Stone as “Dick Spermling” and available exclusively on Top adult e-commerce site www.Gamelink.com.
This latest Will Ryder parody is both unlikely and inevitable. South Park is one of the most talked about (and best) TV shows of the past decade and a half. Literally no topic has been off limits. That leaves it wide open for great parody. On the other hand, it’s an animated series about four grade school kids. How the fuck are they going to turn that into porn?
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